#30 - How Is It NOT A Pig?
2020-07-03

Lew Stringer packs a page and Mark Millar packs-in Rage. The 32X is revealed and the advertisers pull out - coincidence? Plus Pirate STC starts to genuinely wear Dave down. Plus we talk about Yikes! pencils, why not.
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Poster Mag #5 - Snouty-Hooters
2020-06-26

A little nibble of a minisode as we cover the last of Summer 94's STC specials, a little-seen strip with a lot to offer - including the debut of Lew Stringer!
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#29 - Tony the Tiger's Dimly-Lit Bedroom
2020-06-19

A mystery from the depths of the Aqutic Ruin Zone nopes out as soon as it's yepped in, Mark Millar straps a bomb to a man to a toilet, Tails goes "durr", and something presumably happens in Pirate STC. ON THE AMEEEE-GER!
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Sonic the Summer Special - Sonic Used To Have a Bigger Chopper
2020-06-12

It's the summer of '94 and you're spending a lot of time bored in Nanna's living room while she chats to Mum in the kitchen, or stuck in the car on the way to Skeggy. So Fleetway gave us this magazine to pass some time. Featuring a special KNUCKLES strip!
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#28 - Sonic Was Further Tortured
2020-06-05

White shorts on a Spurs kit, Denis? It's the FINAL PART of Sonic Terminator, and the first part of something very strange called Pirate STC. Plus: Footie kits, a footie kid in 3D and a feetie kid in need.
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#27 - STRIKE ONE! With David Mariotte (@IDW_David_M)
2020-05-21

It's STC's (and STCTP's) first birthday! To mark the occasion, we've got a special guest to enjoy time travel shenanegans, the first time Sonic and Tails met, and the end of Wonder Boy: the current editor of Sega's official Sonic comic!
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#26 - Every Fold and Crevice of his Pork - With Anna (@BootsMcGoot)!
2020-05-08

Sonic CD begins in earnest as Sonic sends this issue up the chain; Dave gets counter-pranked on the Isle of Wight; Streets of Rage gets REAL; Megadrives on planes; Hulk gets specific and Porker gets NUDE.
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#25 - The Reverse Bonkum Machine - with Sooz Kempner (@soozuk)
2020-04-24

Captain Plunder's got the Chaos Emeralds and his ship turns out to be flying! Streets of Flippin Rage is back! And: we find out what / where Sonic's World is and what / where is the Bum Bit.
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Poster Mag #4 - Starring Shinobi
2020-04-17

A brief tussle with Joe Musashi between episodes.
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#24 - A Suggestion of Cleft - with Sonic artist Abby Bulmer (@abbyryder)
2020-04-10

He approaches! It's The Sonic Terminator: part 1. But who (Metal Sonic) is the mysterious figure stalking the comic?? (It's Metal Sonic.) Also, Eternal Champions & Shinobi end, a "video comic" intrigues, and Golden Axe goes to the seaside.
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#23 - Swapping Shinies
2020-03-27

The Real STC is here! This fortnight, POLYGONS have been invented, and are coming to the "Saturn"?? Cap'n Plunder wobbles his ugly chops, the Champions show us their guns, and Shinobi cheats his way to the top. Plus: a good Wonder Boy!
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#22 - More Like a Biology Lesson
2020-03-13

Robotnik emerges from his Regeneration Egg, and we review an impossible joystick in a News Zone almost entirely stuffed with things that never happened. It's utterly hatstand! (There's one procedurally generated f-word at the very end, parental boomers!)
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STCTP - The Movie!
2020-03-09

It finally happened, and we couldn't just NOT do an episode. Sonic has a movie, and not just two obscure VHS tapes slammed together this time. We're joined by Jehan (@maustallica) from Serious Disness, for a special crossover episode! Nnnnaaaaiiiled it!!
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Eternal Champions Special
2020-03-06

STC releases a spin-off publication to promote Sega's upcoming fighting game, convinced it's going to be the thing to take down Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat.
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#21 - Smurf Archists
2020-02-28

The real STC starts here! It's the big one, as Amy Rose enters the comic, and with her comes the Kintobor Computer, Grimer, and a new start for Dr Robotnik. Not a new series, call it a "regeneration". Plus: can you trust kids with a small green frisbee?
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Poster Mag #3 - The Bad Issue
2020-02-21
STC blows a big raspberry in its trousers in this deeply regrettable spin-off pamphlet best left in the past. But we said we'd do it, so we have to.
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#20 - Jafar's Pulling Power
2020-02-14

Super Sonic becomes somehow ordinary, Wiz 'n' Liz is somehow panned, "football" loses the match and the Multi-Mega fails to take hold, and then Tails surprises us all with a big twist. It's the most thrilling episode of STCTP ever!!
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#19 - Monster Munch Spokey Dokeys
2020-01-31

Dave is a right pugil stick in the conclusion to Sonic's first two-parter this issue. Also we get our first review of SONIC THREE, and knock-knock, who's that in the News Zone?? Plus, the Eternal Champions smash their way into their own strip!
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#18 - Pinch Your Raisins
2020-01-17

We have quite a giggly time this issue, as the first "Part 1" from Kitching & Elson brings us the Casino Night Zone, the Marxio Bros and Porker's biker jacket all in one strip! Plus the final Ecco of series one, and the final Golden Axe EVER!
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#17 - Phooeyuk! - with @teromemcnally
2020-01-03

It's finally 1994, and we man the Sega Fleet to discuss one of the most misunderstood Sonic stories ever. It's brilliant, it's creepy, it's Ilya's hallucinogenic masterpiece, Sonic The Human. How many STCs can you fit in a kilogram?
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Poster Mag Special: Secrets of the Sonic TV Shows!
2019-12-20

Today we look at a strange side-publication which remains the only real source of info about a prototype Sonic cartoon that influenced STC, Adventures AND SatAm! Plus! This episode you'll get to hear what we sound like without the fancy production work.
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#16 - Ho Ho Ho All Night Long
2019-12-06

Merry Christmas to All Our Readers! It's the Christmas issue of STCTP (Santa the Christmas the Presents) with your hosts Dave Yulemer and Christmas Feely. This issue, Robotnik's feeling festive, TAILS gets a strip... and Sonic 3 is coming!
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#15 - I'll Have An STCTP, Please, Bob!
2019-11-22

Ecco has a sexy new look, so does Puggsy, Tails is on the way in and Decap is on the way out. PLUS: Are there any other girls out there? Something interesting happens in our Speedlines section this episode.
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#14 - If A Monster Munch Came Out Wrong - With Abby Bulmer (@abbyryder)
2019-11-08

We top our trees with tat this issue as Bob Beaky holds a rally, Abby definitely remembers sticking that in his mouth, and Sonic becomes a bottle of Cola-Coke.
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#13 - A Penchant For The Fartsy
2019-10-25

Ecco the Dolphin joins the comic this issue, and we learn what a "belt clip" is (it's nothing), the venerable Sally Acorn makes a return, we do a Spot The Difference, and Urotsukidoji makes us empty our sprout pouches. Plus: Robotnik's REAL name!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 111.34MB - Duration: 2:00:15 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)