Podcast 
#58 - It Looks Like a Nose and Nose - With Jonathan Sims (@jonnywaistcoat)
2021-08-05
What was Jonny's first horror story? What's so hot they're cool (other than us)? What are the Brotherhood of Metallix called? What does Robotnik's nose look like? FIND OUT, IN OUR NEW-LOOK EPISODE!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 316.87MB - Duration: 2:17:49 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#57 - Slapping Sausages
2021-07-22
Facts: All strawberries have warts in. Fact: There's a difference between the seaside and the beach. Speculation: Sonic and Shortfuse team up, the Wayne Gretzky title music must be by the same person as the Eternal Champions tune, STC is antifa. Hello!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 243.94MB - Duration: 1:46:09 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#56 - The Cool Newsagents
2021-07-09
Chris looks in them windows, Dave has the nicest Whippy in England, Abby lends her dog expertise and Dave recounts a very rude joke a man told him on holiday in 1995. Plus! A Graphics Zone we've been dreading for a long time now! Hoooofffffyah.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 284.66MB - Duration: 2:03:40 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#55 - I Was Just Thinking About A Horrible Sweaty Man
2021-06-24
How embarrassed would Dave be, do you think, if he talked at length about a man who drives a boat, but didn't realise that man invented Postman Pat? Find out! Also: Citadel Robotnik! Sonic on his hols! Emperor Metallix! Sac Magique! The joint is hoppin'!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 274.86MB - Duration: 1:59:47 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#54 - A More Powerful Boy Than Me
2021-06-09
We answer all your burning questions. Who are the Chaotix? Why are there two Metallixes? What's the sourest thing Dave's ever had in his mouth? How do you eat an After Eight? Does Sparkster go to space? Find out! (Abby says Gamma is good actually, btw)
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 280.88MB - Duration: 2:02:08 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
Sonic Holiday Special '95 - For The Dude Factor
2021-06-03
Buckets & Spades! A 99 with flake! Scatch on the beach! That's right, we're all goin' on a Sonic holiday special, with features you'll never believe: reprints, the opposite of a fact file, Kid Cruel AGAIN, oof, and WAIT til you hear the Chaotix review!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 202.82MB - Duration: 1:28:06 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#53 - Crying And Spitting - with Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK)
2021-05-28
Our 2ND ANNIVERSARY EPISODE! Sooz is back for the FINALE of SONIC & KNUCKLES! AND the start of TOTAL CHAOTIX! AND! What are Smartians? Only STCTP has the answer. Sparkster begins, and Trippy's golden Knuckles finally explained!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 278.99MB - Duration: 2:01:22 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#52 - Huff My Jeans
2021-05-13
The Floating Island vs the Death Egg! PLUS! What's the grossest thing Simon Cowell's ever done? Goodness knows, but we investigate a pretty gross one. Also plus! PJ & Duncan go snowboarding! Robotnik spurns a lover! And Chris says "martial arts gi" again!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 240.41MB - Duration: 1:44:29 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#51 - Virgin's Slippery Release
2021-04-29
The DEATH EGG is launched, it has the Master Emerald, and it's poised to destroy the Emerald Hill Zone and all who live there! Plus: a Garfield hiding in plain sight, some 32X demos, the Beanoinest Sonic strip yet, and Bored of the Rings! (Speccy joke)
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 248.37MB - Duration: 1:47:51 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#50 - Count 'em, FIFTY - with @TomCampbell
2021-04-15
STC and STCTP both hit a landmark 50 EPISODES! Tom Campbell from A History of Sonic the Hedgehog joins the celebrations. Plus! it's one long fight scene for Metallix and Super Sonic! The Red Star and the blue star have a race! It's a GAS!*
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 269.35MB - Duration: 1:57:14 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#49 - Dorrrrrrk Scummmm
2021-04-01
Hidden Palace! Super Emeralds! Lava Reef! Death Egg! Eggrobos! METALLIX!! It's the Sonic and Knuckles story! Plus: what would 1995 Dave do with 4m quid? Who is Simpson? What if we LIKED a Tails strip? What's so good about Micro Machines?
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 279.41MB - Duration: 2:01:27 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#48 - A Selected Virgin - with @edensthings
2021-03-18
The most accurate game-to-comic adaptation ever? Sit down with your Control Old Man and enjoy another episode of STC's *great* S3&K adap. And! Party memories! And! Rock & Roll Racing goes wrong! And! The Sega "Neptune" doesn't happen! And! And! And! And?
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 276.81MB - Duration: 2:00:31 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#47 - The Kind of Bloke Who Has a Name
2021-03-04
It's here: the BIGGEST Sonic story of all is beginning! Plus! Things get sexy in Dave's 1995 diary, CAP'N PLUNDER sets sail, Shinobi returns, there's wrestling Monster In My Pockets, decapitated foot toys and Lego Aquanauts, and the last bit of Shortfuse!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 225.18MB - Duration: 2:02:24 m (256 kbps 44100 Hz)
#46 - One Last Road to Cross
2021-02-18
A Final Farewell to the Streets of Rage! Also: this issue gives away a pack of the most mysterious, the most enigmatic sweets ever known to man, Chris tells his sweety stories, Dave crafts his own News Zone, and it's full-time for Marko. (yes? full-time?)
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 268.14MB - Duration: 1:56:29 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#45 - Horrible Bear Ham - with Abby Denton (@mizabitha)
2021-02-04
Abby rejoins us (it's always the quiet ones) as we face the terrifying DEATH EGG, and watch it destroy our heroes, bodily. Also! Shorty makes his debut, and on top of all that, it's the Valentine's issue, so everyone gets paired-up with a pink counterpart
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 209.92MB - Duration: 1:54:07 m (256 kbps 44100 Hz)
#44 - What I Understand To Be A Basketball Player
2021-01-21
You're a cool kid now. Sonic's got a bridge to blow up, Shaq wants a Mortal Kombat, we learn some Tennis jargon, we find out what Star Wars is, in the episode that "moves in physical time". Twadgequiddle!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 203.23MB - Duration: 1:50:41 m (256 kbps 44100 Hz)
#43 - Wishful Thinking Ketchup Face
2021-01-06
Sonic goes guerilla against the construction of the Death Egg, Knuckles' main antagonists remain the Marx Brothers somehow, Robotnik is feeling all a-Scottish and we meet lots of beautiful Girl Versions this fortnight.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 254.34MB - Duration: 1:50:46 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
Poster Mag Special - Goin' At It
2020-12-31
Happy new year, Boomers! But before we launch into a BIG 1995, there's a bit of 1994 spin-off content that we skipped in order to do it as a special, and here it is. The LAST of the Poster Mags. Enter: Nigel Dobbyn!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 139.19MB - Duration: 1:00:23 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#42 - Tim Curry Noises
2020-12-17
It's the end of 1994! Robotnik gets his own strip and it's Knuckles vs Literally the Marx Bros in this second bumper-sized Christmas issue! Plus appearances from a very special surprise guest to mark the occasion. Merry Christmas, Boomers!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 312.7MB - Duration: 2:16:21 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#41 - Mike Hadley's Tummy Nipples - with LittleKuriboh (@yugiohtas)
2020-12-03
STC fan Martin Billany (he also makes Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged) joins us for a BUMPER Christmas issue this fortnight, and we chat on about our Sonic memories together. Mega CD lusting,Tomorrow's World 3D Stereo, a big Xmas quiz, and strips for Megadroid & Amy!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 331.63MB - Duration: 2:24:23 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#40 - Mentally Adding the Pie
2020-11-19
Sonic hopes for T-shirt weather, the Eternal Champions bow out, Gary Gygax fails to create an RPG, Tweety's identity is contested, the True Identity of the Red Ranger is revealed, and we find out the secret origin of Mobius Eggs. Plus! A weird Speedlines!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 235.51MB - Duration: 1:42:36 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#39 - A Mass of Unwieldy Nonsense
2020-11-05
What's the most disgusting thing you can do with a chip? Why was there a Rambo cartoon? What do football fans famously talk like? We flat-out reject a Sonic strip. AND KNUCKLES!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 290.27MB - Duration: 2:06:10 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#38 - Archer Maclean's Sonic the Comic - with Cat Kelly (@Wangleberry)
2020-10-22
It's Halloween! And it's Bonfire Night! So we bend our sparklers and start whanging them around, especially when we get to the Frosties competition. Plus: Sonic is good, and TAILS is good?? (Marked E, but still not very explicit.)
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 285.59MB - Duration: 2:04:27 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#37 - Telly's Good Sometimes
2020-10-08
Feeliman and Bulmamuffin are in the house, Zig and Zag sty-lee, here to talk about The Den, and rattle off references to Dragon's Eye, T-Bag and all that old people stuff. ALSO: a really really good Sonic strip and some READERS' LEGO!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 271.66MB - Duration: 1:58:10 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#36 - The Tripledeckersaurus
2020-09-24
Robotnik finally captures the Chaos Emeralds in the finale of the Sonic 3 adaptation! But why are they so unstable? How many Space Aliens are there? What is Sonic the Comic called?? Find out in STCTP(tm), "It's even more exciting than a sudden willy!"
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 272.71MB - Duration: 1:58:46 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)