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#88 - My Scoots are Elongating
2022-09-29
Another CONRTOVERSIAL issue this episode, we get the low-down on the time they tried to [unalive] Knuckles the Echidna. Plus! We drift off during an advert! Dave falls over backwards! It's Sonic! Yeah!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 278MB - Duration: 2:01:08 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#87 - Miles "Harvey" Prower
2022-09-16
This is the episode where Tails is handed a sniper rifle and invited to take out Robotnik. It did really happen, and this is the issue. Also, it's a bit of a general shambles of an issue production-wise. Also: Fun online! The same cheats as last issue!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 287.02MB - Duration: 2:05:03 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#86 - Sticky Technology
2022-09-02
Dave and Chris make exciting observations about the cover, Chaotix lose their Tardis, mobsters turn on children for a Skittles ad campaign, and Dave exercises what Chris calls his "unrestrained horniness".,
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 254.26MB - Duration: 1:50:30 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#85 - The EggRogenous Zone
2022-08-18
Will Chris give Dave his cherry, in exchange for Dave's strawberry? Find out in this thrilling episode, in which fire clowns attack, chocolate digestives don't exist and we encounter an unserious Jobling.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 243.42MB - Duration: 1:45:52 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#84 - Rubber Chicken
2022-08-06
26 years ago Dave wrote a song that will never leave your head ever again. I apologise. (I don't.) Plus: Just what is a superhero and why doesn't Dave know? Why can't Sonic trust the pigs? Who's the Pink Man in the Green Man? Harmless Auld Rot!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 296.02MB - Duration: 2:09:06 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#83 - I've Got A Fridge And That's A Fact
2022-07-23
This issue we blow open the whole stinkin' operation of the Graphic Zone with our EXCLUSIVE SCOOP about their nefarious practises. Plus! Metmorphia's story ends, and Dave composes a silly ditty.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 312.18MB - Duration: 2:16:01 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
Sonic Holiday Special '96 - I Lean Towards The Egg
2022-07-15
Is there any better feeling than the first day of the summer hols? And what happens when childhood summers end? We get very silly and giggly in this, the FINAL, and undoubtedly the BEST STC special.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 262.22MB - Duration: 1:54:06 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#82 - How To Crack Nanna Up
2022-07-07
WHAT was the Chewits monster called? HAS Super Sonic killed his friends? WILL Robotnik defeat Brutus? WHAT's going on with Sonic's crotch in this one? Plus: Tails' sexy pants! More flippin golf! STCTP: even chewier than Barrow-in-Furness bus depot!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 271.15MB - Duration: 1:58:16 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#81 - The Omni-Pooer (with Stuart Gipp @Stupacabra)
2022-06-23
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's what you'll say if you a) listen to this episode with our Retronauts guest Stuart Gipp, or b) kill all your animal friends in an uncontrolled "fury", like Sonic does this issue. Also: no golf games are not good, STUART.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 312.37MB - Duration: 2:15:53 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#80 - Nobody's Ever Been Hurt by a Hexagon - with Jon Lock (@jonlockcomics)
2022-06-10
It's the One. THE Super Sonic story starts here. It's a longer episode, but we had to really get into this. You know it, it's famous, and this is it. Also: what's going on with Gex, Chris rolls a six, and power water gun cow suit.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 323.43MB - Duration: 2:20:46 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
Knuckles Knockout Special
2022-06-03
The world's gone Knuckles-mad, but it happened before! Here's a magazine, separate from STC, and ALL about Knuckles. A bit of extra STCTP for you between episodes for you dime-bars this summer.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 242.52MB - Duration: 1:45:38 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#79 - Dangling Kindof Grundlewards - with Guy & Cat Kelly (@wangleberry & @brainmage)
2022-05-25
It's the podcast's THIRD BIRTHDAY! So we got Guy & Cat round, we got cakes out, and we had one of the silliest, giggliest episodes yet. We visit Segaworld, do crimes at the Garden Centre, share Sports Day memories and prove Sonic is without Original Sin
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 361.58MB - Duration: 2:37:26 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#78 - Arr-Arr-Doo
2022-05-13
The sega Superstars finally flutter out this issue, as STC becomes a Sonic-only Zone. Plus! We have a minor breakdown about the Playstation, Dave is accused of being "twee and absurd" if you can imagine that, and it's still Robyn with a Y.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 281.14MB - Duration: 2:02:20 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#77 - Johnny Is A Snack - with Euan O'Leary (@EuanParticular)
2022-05-12
Join us to find out what button clamps are for and whether they really changed Opal Fruits. Join Sonic for some antifash statue-yanking and some "comedic or cartoonish bonk-the-subordinate". Also, learn what Sonic cartoon fans are called.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 270.02MB - Duration: 1:57:38 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#76 - Sonic The British-Themed Stripper - With Selena Thomas (@reaperfox)
2022-04-15
You already know OF it: the episode where Porker leaves. But what's the context of that scene and how does it pay off? Dave's old pal from the STC days joins us to discuss this BRILLIANT issue.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 246.7MB - Duration: 1:47:00 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
STCTP The Movie TWO!
2022-04-07
We saw the film, we talked about the film. Yes! It's somehow been TWO YEARS since we last did this! Jehan's back, of course. Full spoilers discussed.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 400.03MB - Duration: 2:54:25 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#75 - How To Reach That Very Tricky D-Zone
2022-04-01
What would happen if you won a big Pritt Stick? Did you use to go swimming? Are Badniks people? Do you believe the reason they're called Tazos? We answer all these questions in this giggly episode, so stick that in your glue-hole-yoo-hoo!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 266.35MB - Duration: 1:56:06 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#74 - The Catsplat Challenge
2022-03-17
"This is the best thing that's ever happened on this show." What made Chris say that? Get your mum to download this episode for you and find out! Also: a 90s detective diversion, a means of Space Harrying, and a Willy Baronet.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 307.52MB - Duration: 2:14:09 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#73 - Dexter Fletcher's Audible Smurf Train
2022-03-04
The Sonic strip that "shouldn't have gone to print,"* the 1st part of UK comics' only adaptation of a JRPG,** a Mars a day, and a trip on Pippa's train to Once Upon a Time
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 276.35MB - Duration: 2:00:20 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#72 - Cheesy-Ronk-Stinky-Feet-Dog-Poo-Stickers
2022-02-17
The epic rerun of Sonic's origin concludes, Chris sees a new episode of Turtles, and we get the inside scoop from a Speedlines fib we all fell for. It's STC's smelly issue! Issued to you, our smelly listeners. I MEAN OUR LISTENERS!! Oh, what a giveaway
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 238.26MB - Duration: 1:43:30 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#71 - Sonic Kissing Sonic
2022-02-03
What are the top ten kissy smooches on the Sonic Web? Listen to this episode and you'll find out, Saucy! The Rs are very rhotic on this, our Valentine's ep. Also: we each lose our Sonic fanfics in the Diary Zone, and OH YEAH THE ORIGIN OF SONIC AGAIN!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 297.35MB - Duration: 2:09:42 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#70 - We Recognise That Egg
2022-01-21
Sonic and Chaotix travel back in time to find out where it all went right in the build-up to the reveal of Sonic's origin story! Er... again. Also, back in 1996, Babydave gives a firsthand account of playing through S3&K for the first time.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 254.45MB - Duration: 1:50:48 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#69 - Nicechap
2022-01-07
On a Metallixised Mobius, Sonic meets Dave's favourite cliffhanger. In a dinosaur graveyard Knuckles gets a faceful of funkydust. On a 1996ised Earth, a hypnotic headmaster leads us down a very merry path. It's ALL about Ape in our 1st episode of 1996!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 298.27MB - Duration: 2:10:12 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#68 - The Big Chrimbo Bash!
2021-12-23
Come back to 1995 with us via the special STCTP teleport pad, as '95-Dave brings us an on-the-spot report from the big day. Plus! Metal Porker! The NEW Master Emerald! It's a general knees-up so bring A Big Egg nog etc etc etc, I'm going to bed!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 295.81MB - Duration: 2:08:55 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#67 - Nude But For The Duckworths - With Abby Denton (@mizabitha)
2021-12-10
Where should Espio have the horn? Why all the Garfields? How on earth do you crowbar the anniversary of your nan's favourite soap into a kids' comic? Find out, on the Eldorado of podcasts!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 326.44MB - Duration: 2:22:16 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)