Podcast 
#103 - The Testicular Stand-Ins
2023-05-04
A butler tries to pour a tea and explodes, the Spice Maidens are actually quite good, Robotnik's got sycophants kissing his "nose", Tails is a cool dude, and something lovely happens in the fanart page, but you won't find out what 'til the end of the ep!!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 302.31MB - Duration: 2:11:37 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#102 - You Can Turn A Lot Of Things Into A Lot Of Things At Burger King
2023-04-20
In which we have a very silly argument, and spend nineteen full minutes failing to describe something that isn't quite a maze. But YOU'll be a maze! d, that is! By another episode of Sonic the Ponic the Bomic.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 289.27MB - Duration: 2:05:57 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#101 - It's Got A Very Dollopy Appearance
2023-04-06
Sonic! at the ballot box. Knuckles! tying up loose ends from #100. Rummy! canaster. A police of solidified serup! And in the Diary Zone you'll simply never guess what Dave's gone and researched for you this fortnight. You'll JUST never guess.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 266.62MB - Duration: 1:56:08 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#100 - Welcome To My Seedy Little Geocities Life (with @sarahgraleyart & @tinyspells)
2023-03-23
WITH SPECIAL GUESTS NIGEL KITCHING & RICHARD ELSON! We had to do something special, didn't we? Sonic the Comic the band joins me, Chris and some "surprise" guests for this hunky-chunky celebration episode. It's the biggest STC ever went.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 481.21MB - Duration: 3:29:45 m (320 kbps 48000 Hz)
#99 - Dad's Been Messing Around In The 3rd Dimension
2023-03-02
What did you watch on Saturday mornings? It's live! It's kicking! It's SM:TV...! It's the last epic buildy-uppy episode before the big one-oh-countem-oh. Sonic flings a bomb over Mobius, Robotnik has another lever, and Young Dave gets on the internet.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 296.03MB - Duration: 2:09:09 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#98 - Two Arses and No Head
2023-02-16
The revolution begins as Lew gives a call to action! Dave finally earns Chris' respect and loses it again! Two dangerous boys hack into a TV channel, only to play their normal content anyway! It'll make you come undone!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 267.96MB - Duration: 1:56:49 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#97 - Jimmy Carr Reading Rap Lyrics
2023-02-03
After a few episodes of grumbling from the pod-Humes, we hit an issue that's banger after banger after banger. Inter-strip continuity, stakes, mature characterisation - but why? Why are all the strips ramping up, and towards what? Hmmmmm!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 318.19MB - Duration: 2:18:20 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#96 - It Isn't Clear What Bum-bum Is
2023-01-19
We usually basically agree about STC don't we? Well not today, bub! One of us hated it, one of us loved it, and if you've been paying attention you'll guess which is which. But which way is your toast buttered? Oh yeah, also: our oldest-mannest derail yet
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 243.68MB - Duration: 1:45:58 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#95 - Mac & Me's Oo-Face - with Jolene (@lesbianautica)
2023-01-08
Newborn Jolene joins us (finally) for Amy & Tekno's first strip together as the team strengthens without Sonic. Er...? Also: Q is for Question, Q is for Query, and Q is for Quitting. (Not us. We're not quitting. But something is!! Can you guess what???)
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 260.23MB - Duration: 1:53:22 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#94 - Great Responsibility You Sleyyyyg - with @darylbaxter
2022-12-23
Merry Christmas, Boomers! Either you're doing your last wrapping or it's all over, your Argosses are all wrung and you've made your way through stocking after stocking after stocking. Now it's time to relax with us and look towards New Year 1997.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 286.13MB - Duration: 2:04:40 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#93 - I Shun the Twix
2022-12-08
Yuuuu-el! It's tinsel time, Boomers, which means we can eat Heroes just for one day. So we've stuffed your stockings with all sorts of fun this fortnight. What have we got, we've got "Insect-Guy," we've got hot babes, Father Christmas, everything. Ho!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 304.39MB - Duration: 2:12:37 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#92 - Looks Gungey! - with ShayMay (@ShayMay_)
2022-11-24
Hard men cannae abide thy milky drinks, but they can just about manage a pack of Haribo. Plus we find out we're being very mean about the literal nicest man alive, and we change our minds about Charmy.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 278.5MB - Duration: 2:01:14 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#91 - Going at Some Speed - with Owen (@MechaGamezilla)
2022-11-10
It's distressingly late in 1996, and the boys are getting excited about Sonic in 3D. Dave lies to a teacher because the truth is too silly, Charmy reveals his big secret to a disinterested hater, and Owen dislikes good things.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 352.04MB - Duration: 2:33:28 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#90 - Blades the Pterodactyl
2022-10-25
I can't be bothered to write a description for this one! Yeah! I can just decide to do that! How will you know what's in it now? Well, you'll have to listen to it obviously. What harm could that do? Eh? Find out: inside!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 256.56MB - Duration: 1:51:46 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#89 - Pumponic Technology
2022-10-13
Due to a microphone gaffe we've had to do some reconstruction work on this episode. See if you can hear the enhancements with just your own bare ears and claim your audiophile crown. Chris also has a crown! The tooth will out! There's Sonic comics an all.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 279.52MB - Duration: 2:02:01 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#88 - My Scoots are Elongating
2022-09-29
Another CONRTOVERSIAL issue this episode, we get the low-down on the time they tried to [unalive] Knuckles the Echidna. Plus! We drift off during an advert! Dave falls over backwards! It's Sonic! Yeah!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 278MB - Duration: 2:01:08 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#87 - Miles "Harvey" Prower
2022-09-16
This is the episode where Tails is handed a sniper rifle and invited to take out Robotnik. It did really happen, and this is the issue. Also, it's a bit of a general shambles of an issue production-wise. Also: Fun online! The same cheats as last issue!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 287.02MB - Duration: 2:05:03 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#86 - Sticky Technology
2022-09-02
Dave and Chris make exciting observations about the cover, Chaotix lose their Tardis, mobsters turn on children for a Skittles ad campaign, and Dave exercises what Chris calls his "unrestrained horniness".,
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 254.26MB - Duration: 1:50:30 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#85 - The EggRogenous Zone
2022-08-18
Will Chris give Dave his cherry, in exchange for Dave's strawberry? Find out in this thrilling episode, in which fire clowns attack, chocolate digestives don't exist and we encounter an unserious Jobling.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 243.42MB - Duration: 1:45:52 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#84 - Rubber Chicken
2022-08-06
26 years ago Dave wrote a song that will never leave your head ever again. I apologise. (I don't.) Plus: Just what is a superhero and why doesn't Dave know? Why can't Sonic trust the pigs? Who's the Pink Man in the Green Man? Harmless Auld Rot!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 296.02MB - Duration: 2:09:06 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#83 - I've Got A Fridge And That's A Fact
2022-07-23
This issue we blow open the whole stinkin' operation of the Graphic Zone with our EXCLUSIVE SCOOP about their nefarious practises. Plus! Metmorphia's story ends, and Dave composes a silly ditty.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 312.18MB - Duration: 2:16:01 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
Sonic Holiday Special '96 - I Lean Towards The Egg
2022-07-15
Is there any better feeling than the first day of the summer hols? And what happens when childhood summers end? We get very silly and giggly in this, the FINAL, and undoubtedly the BEST STC special.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 262.22MB - Duration: 1:54:06 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#82 - How To Crack Nanna Up
2022-07-07
WHAT was the Chewits monster called? HAS Super Sonic killed his friends? WILL Robotnik defeat Brutus? WHAT's going on with Sonic's crotch in this one? Plus: Tails' sexy pants! More flippin golf! STCTP: even chewier than Barrow-in-Furness bus depot!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 271.15MB - Duration: 1:58:16 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#81 - The Omni-Pooer (with Stuart Gipp @Stupacabra)
2022-06-23
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's what you'll say if you a) listen to this episode with our Retronauts guest Stuart Gipp, or b) kill all your animal friends in an uncontrolled "fury", like Sonic does this issue. Also: no golf games are not good, STUART.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 312.37MB - Duration: 2:15:53 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#80 - Nobody's Ever Been Hurt by a Hexagon - with Jon Lock (@jonlockcomics)
2022-06-10
It's the One. THE Super Sonic story starts here. It's a longer episode, but we had to really get into this. You know it, it's famous, and this is it. Also: what's going on with Gex, Chris rolls a six, and power water gun cow suit.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 323.43MB - Duration: 2:20:46 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)