Podcast 
#77 - Johnny Is A Snack - with Euan O'Leary (@EuanParticular)
2022-04-29
Join us to find out what button clamps are for and whether they really changed Opal Fruits. Join Sonic for some antifash statue-yanking and some "comedic or cartoonish bonk-the-subordinate". Also, learn what Sonic cartoon fans are called.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 270.02MB - Duration: 1:57:38 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#76 - Sonic The British-Themed Stripper - With Selena Thomas (@reaperfox)
2022-04-15
You already know OF it: the episode where Porker leaves. But what's the context of that scene and how does it pay off? Dave's old pal from the STC days joins us to discuss this BRILLIANT issue.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 246.7MB - Duration: 1:47:00 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
STCTP The Movie TWO!
2022-04-08
We saw the film, we talked about the film. Yes! It's somehow been TWO YEARS since we last did this! Jehan's back, of course. Full spoilers discussed.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 400.03MB - Duration: 2:54:25 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#75 - How To Reach That Very Tricky D-Zone
2022-04-01
What would happen if you won a big Pritt Stick? Did you use to go swimming? Are Badniks people? Do you believe the reason they're called Tazos? We answer all these questions in this giggly episode, so stick that in your glue-hole-yoo-hoo!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 266.35MB - Duration: 1:56:06 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#74 - The Catsplat Challenge
2022-03-18
"This is the best thing that's ever happened on this show." What made Chris say that? Get your mum to download this episode for you and find out! Also: a 90s detective diversion, a means of Space Harrying, and a Willy Baronet.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 307.52MB - Duration: 2:14:09 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#73 - Dexter Fletcher's Audible Smurf Train
2022-03-04
The Sonic strip that "shouldn't have gone to print,"* the 1st part of UK comics' only adaptation of a JRPG,** a Mars a day, and a trip on Pippa's train to Once Upon a Time
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 276.35MB - Duration: 2:00:20 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#72 - Cheesy-Ronk-Stinky-Feet-Dog-Poo-Stickers
2022-02-18
The epic rerun of Sonic's origin concludes, Chris sees a new episode of Turtles, and we get the inside scoop from a Speedlines fib we all fell for. It's STC's smelly issue! Issued to you, our smelly listeners. I MEAN OUR LISTENERS!! Oh, what a giveaway
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 238.26MB - Duration: 1:43:30 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#71 - Sonic Kissing Sonic
2022-02-04
What are the top ten kissy smooches on the Sonic Web? Listen to this episode and you'll find out, Saucy! The Rs are very rhotic on this, our Valentine's ep. Also: we each lose our Sonic fanfics in the Diary Zone, and OH YEAH THE ORIGIN OF SONIC AGAIN!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 297.35MB - Duration: 2:09:42 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#70 - We Recognise That Egg
2022-01-21
Sonic and Chaotix travel back in time to find out where it all went right in the build-up to the reveal of Sonic's origin story! Er... again. Also, back in 1996, Babydave gives a firsthand account of playing through S3&K for the first time.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 254.45MB - Duration: 1:50:48 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#69 - Nicechap
2022-01-21
On a Metallixised Mobius, Sonic meets Dave's favourite cliffhanger. In a dinosaur graveyard Knuckles gets a faceful of funkydust. On a 1996ised Earth, a hypnotic headmaster leads us down a very merry path. It's ALL about Ape in our 1st episode of 1996!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 298.27MB - Duration: 2:10:12 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#68 - The Big Chrimbo Bash!
2021-12-24
Come back to 1995 with us via the special STCTP teleport pad, as '95-Dave brings us an on-the-spot report from the big day. Plus! Metal Porker! The NEW Master Emerald! It's a general knees-up so bring A Big Egg nog etc etc etc, I'm going to bed!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 295.81MB - Duration: 2:08:55 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#67 - Nude But For The Duckworths - With Abby Denton (@mizabitha)
2021-12-10
Where should Espio have the horn? Why all the Garfields? How on earth do you crowbar the anniversary of your nan's favourite soap into a kids' comic? Find out, on the Eldorado of podcasts!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 326.44MB - Duration: 2:22:16 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#66 - Deliciously Lickable
2021-11-26
What sort of vibe do you get from Tracy? Was Coronation St a stealth game? What do Strong And Cool people do? Why don't you stop asking stupid questions and just listen to the podcast??
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 248.17MB - Duration: 1:47:59 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#65 - Even Turns the Milk Chocolatey
2021-11-12
Shredheads and Shredless Wonders alike will enjoy our cereal offences this fortnight. Chris works his way through a pack of Pastilles (here they are right now) that seem to be reading along, Ecco ends, and a new Knuckles strip brings us NIGEL DOBBYN!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 246.65MB - Duration: 1:47:27 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#64 - Pigs Are Squidgy
2021-10-29
It's Halloween again, boo-mers! Our third! So we probably say all the same things about Halloween as ever. Never mind that! It's Brutus! It's Shorty & Tekno! Ecco! Knuckles & Tails! It's a banger of an issue
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 287.67MB - Duration: 2:05:22 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#63 - I Don't Know What Pumps - with Sam Beddoes (@FreakZoneGames)
2021-10-15
Brutus! Tekno! Farthing Wood! Reboot! Sugar Puffs! Holograms! School friends & enemies! The worst film a child can watch! Sam from Freak Zone Games is here, newly-minted copy of Spectacular Sparky in hand, to discuss Shadow's shaft and Beano sacrifice.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 271.44MB - Duration: 1:58:06 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#62 - School Rubbers
2021-10-02
This episode: Breaking school stationary and "forgetting" PE kits. Also, the genuinely harrowing conclusion to the Brotherhood of Metallix story, Ecco goes to SPACE, and various things are wrong with Marsupilami. Plus: the music of Sonic Chronicles
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 300.93MB - Duration: 2:11:11 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#61 - A Beeline To Carl
2021-09-17
"UKCAC podcast!" you've been shouting -- at least, we think that's what you've been shouting. So here it is, the issue where Boomers were invited to meet the Humes-who-think-they're-in-charge. We had a roving reporter on the scene. Also: Metallixes! etc!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 284.04MB - Duration: 2:03:45 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#60 - Fist The Echidna
2021-09-03
We join hands across the Irish Sea to reunite something we accidentally split up. Plus! Sonic gets a stick and whacks a Metallix's head off with it, Ecco bounces back, and it's Gibbon in goal! Gosh I've still got some characters left... give us a 5* revie
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 252.17MB - Duration: 1:49:58 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#59 - A Shrieking Blancmange Man
2021-08-20
We've avoided it for too long: this fortnight, He must be discussed. Also this issue: the Brotherhood of Metallix, the FINAL Kid Chameleon, why Nack is also Fang, Knuckles & Tails team-up, and a catastrophic misinterpretation of the popularity of barf.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 278.64MB - Duration: 2:01:09 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#58 - It Looks Like a Nose and Nose - With Jonathan Sims (@jonnywaistcoat)
2021-08-06
What was Jonny's first horror story? What's so hot they're cool (other than us)? What are the Brotherhood of Metallix called? What does Robotnik's nose look like? FIND OUT, IN OUR NEW-LOOK EPISODE!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 316.87MB - Duration: 2:17:49 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#57 - Slapping Sausages
2021-07-23
Facts: All strawberries have warts in. Fact: There's a difference between the seaside and the beach. Speculation: Sonic and Shortfuse team up, the Wayne Gretzky title music must be by the same person as the Eternal Champions tune, STC is antifa. Hello!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 243.94MB - Duration: 1:46:09 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#56 - The Cool Newsagents
2021-07-09
Chris looks in them windows, Dave has the nicest Whippy in England, Abby lends her dog expertise and Dave recounts a very rude joke a man told him on holiday in 1995. Plus! A Graphics Zone we've been dreading for a long time now! Hoooofffffyah.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 284.66MB - Duration: 2:03:40 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#55 - I Was Just Thinking About A Horrible Sweaty Man
2021-06-25
How embarrassed would Dave be, do you think, if he talked at length about a man who drives a boat, but didn't realise that man invented Postman Pat? Find out! Also: Citadel Robotnik! Sonic on his hols! Emperor Metallix! Sac Magique! The joint is hoppin'!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 274.86MB - Duration: 1:59:47 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#54 - A More Powerful Boy Than Me
2021-06-11
We answer all your burning questions. Who are the Chaotix? Why are there two Metallixes? What's the sourest thing Dave's ever had in his mouth? How do you eat an After Eight? Does Sparkster go to space? Find out! (Abby says Gamma is good actually, btw)
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 280.88MB - Duration: 2:02:08 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)