#113 - The Fred Is Throgs
2023-09-24

Sonic goes on a minor tour through Tails' imagination, Tails gets framed, Chuck talks a big game, the boomers force-femme everyone, and Amy makes no bones for the jelly-boys. Plus! 15-year-old Dave talks to A Woman and starts writing a musical
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 263.53MB - Duration: 1:54:49 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#112 - Subversive Lion King Nonsense
2023-09-08

An experimental issue of STC leaves us worried and confused this episode, as the comic pivots to aim at a new audience that doesn't include us. Still, we get to talk about some toys and think about newsagents and remember when things were a little rosey.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 216.81MB - Duration: 1:34:24 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#111 - His Eggy Heartbeat
2023-08-25

Sonic picks up a fish, Dave describes an ice cream, we say goodbye to an old friend, Nigel brings the Deep Lorre, we mistake budgies for mistaking budgies for parrots, Dave is surprised into summoning the Lilt Man, unsafe rod-sticking, AND click for MORE!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 285.78MB - Duration: 2:04:34 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#110 - Kinda Floppy Now
2023-08-11

It's Sonic vs Knuckles Metallix in tria-by-combat! Tails fights the mob (seee) and both Chuck and Young Dave have a tooth removed! We disagree strongly about a strip and get into a big fight and are now enemies irl, and then we go on about KFC for ages.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 284.35MB - Duration: 2:03:42 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#109 - If They're not Fffpphss, They're Wubblblblullups
2023-07-28

An alien empire puts Sonic on trial, Tails encounters the worst possible spelling error, Wales gets the rumble-oohs, Amy & Tekno meet a man who knows what he wants. Also, in the past, young Dave's hormones finally get the better of his so-called life.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 254.16MB - Duration: 1:50:41 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#108 - The Notion of Poo
2023-07-15

Yes, it's a Long One, but that's because we got distracted by DINOSAURS, so. Also! KNUCKLES METALLIX! The final Plunder! Plus nostalgic robots: good or crap? You'll be surprised which one of us says which. And! Smushy feelings about the STCTP community!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 321.45MB - Duration: 2:19:54 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#107 - It Gave Us The Language of the Gibbon
2023-06-30

Summer starts here, with a surprise from Sonic's ancestor, Bravehog. Back luck for the Spice Maidens, Stein joins Dave in reliving his childhood, Sonic blasts Portmeirion, Chris talks about Batman Forever, and Dave talks about Fanfics Incessantly.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 272.96MB - Duration: 1:58:51 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#106 - I Appreciate the Dangle
2023-06-19

A bumper episode this fortnight (because Dave's been on holiday and had half the usual time to trim it down), but it's bumping with goodies: Sonic meets a Drakon and goes to Portmeirion, spinner toys, Action-Men, Doozers, and adolescent woes.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 337.88MB - Duration: 2:27:10 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#105 - Sega of Scandinavia
2023-06-02

We're all plunged into some classic STC game adaptation at the moment with more Flickies' Island. Plus! Igor goes nice in Decap, Amy & Tekno become scouse mums, and it's a close shave with the bigger boys in the Diary Zone!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 258.44MB - Duration: 1:52:17 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#104 - Something Interface Something Interface Interdiction Vehicle
2023-05-19

FLICKY'S ISLAND! Another game adaptation begins this fortnight! Also! The Spice Maidens set sail, the Decappers watch footy (don't even play it!) and what's that falling out of the sky? It's Dick! PLUS! Young Dave figures out how to write music on PC.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 247.98MB - Duration: 1:47:59 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#103 - The Testicular Stand-Ins
2023-05-04

A butler tries to pour a tea and explodes, the Spice Maidens are actually quite good, Robotnik's got sycophants kissing his "nose", Tails is a cool dude, and something lovely happens in the fanart page, but you won't find out what 'til the end of the ep!!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 302.31MB - Duration: 2:11:37 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#102 - You Can Turn A Lot Of Things Into A Lot Of Things At Burger King
2023-04-20

In which we have a very silly argument, and spend nineteen full minutes failing to describe something that isn't quite a maze. But YOU'll be a maze! d, that is! By another episode of Sonic the Ponic the Bomic.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 289.27MB - Duration: 2:05:57 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#101 - It's Got A Very Dollopy Appearance
2023-04-06

Sonic! at the ballot box. Knuckles! tying up loose ends from #100. Rummy! canaster. A police of solidified serup! And in the Diary Zone you'll simply never guess what Dave's gone and researched for you this fortnight. You'll JUST never guess.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 266.62MB - Duration: 1:56:08 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#100 - Welcome To My Seedy Little Geocities Life (with @sarahgraleyart & @tinyspells)
2023-03-23

WITH SPECIAL GUESTS NIGEL KITCHING & RICHARD ELSON! We had to do something special, didn't we? Sonic the Comic the band joins me, Chris and some "surprise" guests for this hunky-chunky celebration episode. It's the biggest STC ever went.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 481.21MB - Duration: 3:29:45 m (320 kbps 48000 Hz)
#99 - Dad's Been Messing Around In The 3rd Dimension
2023-03-02

What did you watch on Saturday mornings? It's live! It's kicking! It's SM:TV...! It's the last epic buildy-uppy episode before the big one-oh-countem-oh. Sonic flings a bomb over Mobius, Robotnik has another lever, and Young Dave gets on the internet.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 296.03MB - Duration: 2:09:09 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#98 - Two Arses and No Head
2023-02-16

The revolution begins as Lew gives a call to action! Dave finally earns Chris' respect and loses it again! Two dangerous boys hack into a TV channel, only to play their normal content anyway! It'll make you come undone!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 267.96MB - Duration: 1:56:49 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#97 - Jimmy Carr Reading Rap Lyrics
2023-02-03

After a few episodes of grumbling from the pod-Humes, we hit an issue that's banger after banger after banger. Inter-strip continuity, stakes, mature characterisation - but why? Why are all the strips ramping up, and towards what? Hmmmmm!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 318.19MB - Duration: 2:18:20 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#96 - It Isn't Clear What Bum-bum Is
2023-01-19

We usually basically agree about STC don't we? Well not today, bub! One of us hated it, one of us loved it, and if you've been paying attention you'll guess which is which. But which way is your toast buttered? Oh yeah, also: our oldest-mannest derail yet
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 243.68MB - Duration: 1:45:58 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#95 - Mac & Me's Oo-Face - with Jolene (@lesbianautica)
2023-01-08

Newborn Jolene joins us (finally) for Amy & Tekno's first strip together as the team strengthens without Sonic. Er...? Also: Q is for Question, Q is for Query, and Q is for Quitting. (Not us. We're not quitting. But something is!! Can you guess what???)
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 260.23MB - Duration: 1:53:22 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#94 - Great Responsibility You Sleyyyyg - with @darylbaxter
2022-12-23

Merry Christmas, Boomers! Either you're doing your last wrapping or it's all over, your Argosses are all wrung and you've made your way through stocking after stocking after stocking. Now it's time to relax with us and look towards New Year 1997.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 286.13MB - Duration: 2:04:40 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#93 - I Shun the Twix
2022-12-08

Yuuuu-el! It's tinsel time, Boomers, which means we can eat Heroes just for one day. So we've stuffed your stockings with all sorts of fun this fortnight. What have we got, we've got "Insect-Guy," we've got hot babes, Father Christmas, everything. Ho!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 304.39MB - Duration: 2:12:37 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#92 - Looks Gungey! - with ShayMay (@ShayMay_)
2022-11-24

Hard men cannae abide thy milky drinks, but they can just about manage a pack of Haribo. Plus we find out we're being very mean about the literal nicest man alive, and we change our minds about Charmy.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 278.5MB - Duration: 2:01:14 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#91 - Going at Some Speed - with Owen (@MechaGamezilla)
2022-11-10

It's distressingly late in 1996, and the boys are getting excited about Sonic in 3D. Dave lies to a teacher because the truth is too silly, Charmy reveals his big secret to a disinterested hater, and Owen dislikes good things.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 352.04MB - Duration: 2:33:28 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#90 - Blades the Pterodactyl
2022-10-25

I can't be bothered to write a description for this one! Yeah! I can just decide to do that! How will you know what's in it now? Well, you'll have to listen to it obviously. What harm could that do? Eh? Find out: inside!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 256.56MB - Duration: 1:51:46 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#89 - Pumponic Technology
2022-10-13

Due to a microphone gaffe we've had to do some reconstruction work on this episode. See if you can hear the enhancements with just your own bare ears and claim your audiophile crown. Chris also has a crown! The tooth will out! There's Sonic comics an all.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 279.52MB - Duration: 2:02:01 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)