Podcast 
#133 - Bobby Wobby
2024-06-28
Goalll! Off siiide! It's a football special! And actually it's fine and we don't mind. What's the best ice cream? Did you ever LOSE a pound coin? And as the reprints begin, we use them as time-wormholes in a coo-el new feature from Spanky!
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#132 - Puffy Vest - with Abby Denton
2024-06-14
We find out the many (many) things going on with Johnny, Bucky can't find his ears, Decap ends, another boy trips over another pet, and we switch Abbies for a Diary Zone special. <br> Abby's show: https://www.hollywoodfringe.org/projects/10813?tab=tickets
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#131 - Solve For Eggs
2024-05-31
Are YOU yellower-ey? Are you crunklier? Do you want to go to bed, but want to listen to STCTP? Well why not listen to STCTP, THEN go to bed! This fortnight we get into a tiff over Tails again, go to Somerfield for a kiss, and Dave honks the horn of Maths.
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#130 - Big Danglers - With Tracy Yardley!
2024-05-17
It's our BUMPER like a sonic's bumper FIFTH BIRTHDAY EPISODE! So we brought in arch-Archist Tracy to help us celebrate, along with YOU LOT. One big huge Sonic story to end the year-long saga (and a Decap), plus Tracey's brought a bag of japes with him.
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#129 - Terry Wogan's Long Shadow (and other titles)
2024-05-03
Sonic fights Robotnik across every reality, Decap's got bats in its basement, and we go on such a flight of whimsy across the Diary Zone that it takes up an unconscionable amount of the show, but you'll like it, because it's funny.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 237.81MB - Duration: 2:09:29 m (256 kbps 44100 Hz)
#128 - Porker Lewis Is A Liability
2024-04-20
Birds, like a bird's birds this issue as we enjoy a world without Sonic the Hedgehog. Plus! Why are Chris and Dave having a big barney about what "free" means this fortnight? Look back exactly one STC ago with us and find out.
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#127 - A Surprise Nut
2024-04-05
Amy's origin story! Jelly Tots For Men! Everyone's eyes are kindof bonkers-googly about this exciting episode! Robotnik returns, and in the Diary Zone, we find out what Dave did between diaries, and you'll have to get your anti-cringe coat on because ooff
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#126 - Sonic's Inevitable Bulge
2024-03-22
Welcome, Residents, to the Digital Age! Degauss those screens and wac 'om on the computer desk because it's time for a bit of binary finery. ALSO: Equinox! The Good Folk! Belching with rage! Secret poo! How to speak zombie! And VIOLENCE in the Diary Zone!
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#125 - Buttocks the Echidna
2024-03-08
A thrilling conclusion brings Robotnik back and he's got all the Emeralds! Oh great! Plus in Decap this ish they just get a dog and it's funny, also there's a horrible bat in Amy & Tekno, and we are offered practical jokes (long as they fit in a sachet).
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#124 - An Ooshy-Gooshy Material
2024-02-23
It's CHAOS EMERALD STUFF this episode as Grimer gets his asterisk out. It's Porkenheimer time as we learn Porker's secret shame: he used to be in the nud. And: Suddenly Sey-less!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 188.91MB - Duration: 1:57:28 m (224 kbps 44100 Hz)
#123 - Porker's Steamy Secret - with @RikDraws
2024-02-09
Is Sonic dead? Is he sexy? Is Porker sexy? What is and is not sexy - look, this is a rude one, ok? Parental guidance recommended. Why is this episode stupidly long? Nobody knows! But it's full of funny bits so who cares? Rik Mack joins us.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 267MB - Duration: 2:46:10 m (224 kbps 44100 Hz)
#122 - A Certain Joy to the Hammering
2024-01-26
You gotta pop this ep in, because we find out *everything* that's going to happen with Hobson & Choy all at once, we learn who can beat up Knuckles, and we manage to get into arguments about burgers AND typewriters and we play pocket tricks with Dicky.
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#121 - Eating Just One PEZ
2024-01-13
Join us in the Sexy Zone this episode as we delve into a proper good little issue full of: SONIC! Hobson & Choy! KNUCKLES! Oscar the Pig! DIARY! Dave listens to a phone-in! STUFF! ...I can't think of anything misc.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 281.38MB - Duration: 2:02:33 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#120 - Hedgehog Puberty
2024-01-02
With a new year comes a new old year, as STC enters 1998. A solid little parcel of goodies. The Emerald Hill folk join the Manosphere, Decap gets its best* page (*we are not in agreement about this), and Shorty escapes his cozzie! And Teen Dave has a Plan
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#119 - Reuniting With Their Pants
2023-12-15
Elson draws two pages of Sonic beating up Santa this issue and if you want ANYTHING else in your Christmas special then you're just being greedy. But we've got MORE for you, as a surprise is dropped on Chris. Also: Rednex! BEADLE! I mean come ON!!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 277.97MB - Duration: 2:01:10 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#118 - Hologram Like A Bird's Hologram
2023-12-01
A big bumper-sized issue to celebrate... nothing, actually, it just happens to be one. Lots of stuff happens in this episode, but I'm late uploading it, so your special covert task is to listen and find out what they are. Merry December!
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#117 - To Be Normal
2023-11-18
It's a comic of two halves this issue, ygot Sonic runnin' about wallopin' a big sentinel, got Biohazard trashing a coffee shop, frisbees everywhere, and worlds collide in the Diary Zone
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 244.74MB - Duration: 1:46:36 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#116 - Mr Burns' Hole
2023-11-03
A real return to the full power for STC this issue. Emeralds, Drakons, Metallixes, you name it. Sonic dips his nose in someone's birthday cake (not his!) at Hamley's! And in the Diary Zone, a discussion of this very issue arrives from the distant past.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 298.81MB - Duration: 2:10:14 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#115 - Toilet Is Timeless
2023-10-20
Sometimes we might be accused of being two old men going on and on. Lots of those times happen in this episode. While Sonic revisits Megatox, the lads revisit what you should spread on what, what should be on telly when, and what to write on a poster.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 285.84MB - Duration: 2:04:41 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#114 - Real Old People Stuff - with @RuairiColeman
2023-10-06
We're joined by comics hume Ruairí Coleman who was worried he'd get a rubbish issue, but he didn't! Also: When rulers are exciting, how many Rangers is too many, and can you imagine the excitement of installing Internet Explorer?
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#113 - The Fred Is Throgs
2023-09-24
Sonic goes on a minor tour through Tails' imagination, Tails gets framed, Chuck talks a big game, the boomers force-femme everyone, and Amy makes no bones for the jelly-boys. Plus! 15-year-old Dave talks to A Woman and starts writing a musical
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#112 - Subversive Lion King Nonsense
2023-09-08
An experimental issue of STC leaves us worried and confused this episode, as the comic pivots to aim at a new audience that doesn't include us. Still, we get to talk about some toys and think about newsagents and remember when things were a little rosey.
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#111 - His Eggy Heartbeat
2023-08-25
Sonic picks up a fish, Dave describes an ice cream, we say goodbye to an old friend, Nigel brings the Deep Lorre, we mistake budgies for mistaking budgies for parrots, Dave is surprised into summoning the Lilt Man, unsafe rod-sticking, AND click for MORE!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 285.78MB - Duration: 2:04:34 m (320 kbps 44100 Hz)
#110 - Kinda Floppy Now
2023-08-11
It's Sonic vs Knuckles Metallix in tria-by-combat! Tails fights the mob (seee) and both Chuck and Young Dave have a tooth removed! We disagree strongly about a strip and get into a big fight and are now enemies irl, and then we go on about KFC for ages.
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#109 - If They're not Fffpphss, They're Wubblblblullups
2023-07-28
An alien empire puts Sonic on trial, Tails encounters the worst possible spelling error, Wales gets the rumble-oohs, Amy & Tekno meet a man who knows what he wants. Also, in the past, young Dave's hormones finally get the better of his so-called life.
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